In a routine Department meeting on September 10, 2018 Dr. Eddy Kirby threatened everyone in the room with a sword he brought to the meeting. The events were captured on CCTV and all of the 15 attending faculty and staff members signed sworn affidavits that Kirby had threatened to kill Read more…
Dr. Morty Atkin from the Department of Sociology, Archaeology, Criminology, Gender Studies, Religious Studies, and Western Area Studies (SACGRWA) has decided to forego retirement for another year. “Why would I retire?” asked Dr. Atkin, “I would do this job without pay and the fact that I’m still getting paid to Read more…
Scooter, the longest serving therapy dog at UNS has become ill and will need to be de-activated from duty. According to Lacey Underall, Associate Vice-President: Therapy Dogs and Lazy Rivers, Scooter’s hair has recently begun to fall out. “He seems depressed” Underall noted, “not at all the Scooter we’re used Read more…
