UNS recently announced the launch of its latest strategic plan, Leading for Tomorrow, Today, which will guide the University’s decision-making from 2024-2029. While strategic plans are common, this particular plan is highly unique in that it was written entirely by ChatGPT. Maggie O’Hooligan, Associate Vice-Rector: Onboarding, explained the process. “We Read more…
Taking a cue from the airline and sport industries, UNS recently announced a pilot project to introduce pay-per-seat tiered seating in classrooms. Five of UNS’ lecture halls will be retrofitted and divided into four tiers: Economy, Economy Plus, Business and Business Elite. Students will be presented with an option to Read more…
In 2023 UNS’ Cafe Polaris will launch a new sandwich named after current Vice President: Maturation and Refinement, Vick Mongol. The Mongol Roll is the creation of four current UNS students who say they owe the VP “big time.” During homecoming, 2021 the four students were facing criminal charges after Read more…
The Faculty Union (FU-UNS) once again presented its case to the UNS Board of Governors arguing that faculty should be included in discussion of all educational matters at UNS. Union President Rudy Makepeace noted that this was the norm at all institutions of higher education and that faculty – as Read more…
In a routine Department meeting on September 10, 2018 Dr. Eddy Kirby threatened everyone in the room with a sword he brought to the meeting. The events were captured on CCTV and all of the 15 attending faculty and staff members signed sworn affidavits that Kirby had threatened to kill Read more…
Dr. Morty Atkin from the Department of Sociology, Archaeology, Criminology, Gender Studies, Religious Studies, and Western Area Studies (SACGRWA) has decided to forego retirement for another year. “Why would I retire?” asked Dr. Atkin, “I would do this job without pay and the fact that I’m still getting paid to Read more…
Scooter, the longest serving therapy dog at UNS has become ill and will need to be de-activated from duty. According to Lacey Underall, Associate Vice-President: Therapy Dogs and Lazy Rivers, Scooter’s hair has recently begun to fall out. “He seems depressed” Underall noted, “not at all the Scooter we’re used Read more…
Spaulding Smails III recently received a new suit from his grandfather, namesake of UNS’ Smails School of Business and Free Market Capitalism (SSBFMC). The suit is grey though appears nearly black in some lighting conditions. Smails III first wore the suit last Tuesday for a presentation in SSB 240: Overcoming Read more…
